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251 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:04 am

Kaelyn

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Granted, but you suck at it.

I wish my bank account isn't close to empty.

252 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:26 am

Angela Agaricus

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Granted, your bank account is now completely empty (now it isn't close to empty anymore).

I wish every time I reached into my pocket there was a coin made of solid gold there.

253 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:27 am

Charlotte

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Granted but your clothes don't have pockets anymore.

I wish I could meet Chris Hemsworth....

254 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:22 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, but he too busy to spend time with you.

I wish I could always win on Fortune Wheel.

255 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:05 am

Ryumimi

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You're a real winner! It's a shame the Fortune Wheel now only pays out in cow shit.

I wish all of my love wouldn't go unrequited!

256 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:49 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, but now you have to deal with multiple love interest fighting over you. Stalking and annoying you 24/7.


I wish Ely had a gaint firearm for a weapon.

257 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:51 pm

Angela Agaricus

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Granted. Ely now has a giant arm made out of fire, but you're  not actually immune to flames so you burn up (I know you meant you wanted a gun, but you have to phrase things carefully with wishes).

I wish I could drive any vehicle in the world with considerable skill.

258 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:19 pm

Godric Graydon

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Granted, however with recent improvements to technology and for the safety of everybody, all vehicles are now self-driving, and manually operating one is against the law.

I wish I could see the future.

259 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 5:40 am

Kaelyn

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Granted, but the future you see is the warped future.

I wish I had good grades.

260 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 7:27 am

Dylan

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You get good grades, but not good enough.

I wish I was Iron Man.

261 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 7:44 am

Kaelyn

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Granted, you iron clothes now lmao.

I wish I could move out of the uni dorms asap. -.-

262 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 7:46 am

Dylan

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You move out, but move into the homo dorms asap lmao.

I wish that one day I take a shower.

263 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 11:33 am

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, but should I really corrupt that wish? Fine, you do take a shower someday, but its too late to get rid of the dirt and smell that is on you.

I wish public bathrooms were cleaner...

264 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 12:09 pm

Dylan

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Public toilets are cleaner, but there are none of them now.

I wish that I would earn more motha*Buckingham money than Michael Bay!

265 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 01, 2016 4:31 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, but you go through money faster than crackhead goes through crack..

I wish I could live in the White House.

266 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue May 03, 2016 5:16 am

Dylan

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You live in a white house.

I want to be a superhero.

267 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue May 03, 2016 5:24 am

Xan

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You are now a giant sandwich

I wish I was the strongest person in the world.

268 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue May 03, 2016 6:59 am

Dylan

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You are the strongest, but you can't use your strength for anything.

I wish Avengers : Infinity War comes out sooner.

269 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue May 03, 2016 9:31 am

Godric Graydon

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The new Avengers movie is released an hour earlier.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted, at will.

270 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Tue May 03, 2016 1:10 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, but you don't want to teleport anywhere.

I wish I could eat other people magic without hurting myself.

271 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Wed May 04, 2016 10:51 am

Dylan

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You could eat magic, but you can't eat food and you can't fill your stomach from magic, you die of starvation (You rekt m8)

I with to be V, from V for Vendetta.

272 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Wed May 04, 2016 2:13 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted you get to be the letter V form V for Vendetta! That is still cool?

I wish I could rap.

273 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Wed May 04, 2016 2:58 pm

Godric Graydon

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Sure, you can rap with the best of them. You just no longer want to anymore.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

274 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Wed May 04, 2016 4:43 pm

Ace Brookes

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Granted, you're now tall enough to get on the kids' rollercoasters.

I wish i played a game of 1v1 with Kobe Bryant

275 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Wed May 04, 2016 6:16 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, you get utterly defeated in the game. It wasn't even fun to watch...

I wish I could rule my own country.

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