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301 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 6:45 am

Mellow

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Congratulations on dying ten minutes into the Infinity War. But at least your wish was granted.

I wish I could breathe in space.

302 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 7:02 am

Dylan

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You can breathe, but no oxygen or anything that gives life. You breathe the Comets inside and blow up because they were the only things you can breathe in.

I wish I could control Gravity.

303 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 7:16 am

Mellow

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You can control gravity,  but something goes horribly wrong when you create two gravitational pulls on each other, you inevitably suck yourself into a blackhole along withe entire solar system.

I wish I could skate on air.

304 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 7:21 am

Dylan

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You can skate on air, but you are limited by the technology of the current period. So you can only skate for the 1/2 of a second and only once.

I wish that everything is technological.

305 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 7:24 am

Mellow

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Everything is technological, even people. Men can no longer do the dirty with women. This makes you depressed because you're the only one left that they forgot to pull testosterone from.

I wish I had a guardian companion who'd protect me from any corrupt-a-wishes!

306 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 7:28 am

Dylan

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That Guardian companion dies in your arms.

I wish we would get faster replies on topics.

307 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 2:08 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Do I really have to corrupt that wish? Fine. Granted, but all the replies you now get are one word replies that don't help you much.

I wish there were more people in Roncello.

308 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sat May 14, 2016 10:53 pm

Godric Graydon

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Everybody moves to Roncello and all the other cities cease to exist.

I wish I had some Lost Magic.

309 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 8:00 am

Dylan

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You have Lost the Magic.

I wish to be a mutant who can control space and time

310 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 8:01 am

Mellow

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Granted, but now you're disfigured and have only one eye.

I wish I was king for a day.

311 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 8:07 am

Dylan

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You were a king of the rock.

I wish to be crowned NDRP's sexiest character XD Lol!

312 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 8:08 am

Mellow

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You were crowned sexiest character April 1st.

I wish the rock was a planet.

313 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 9:27 am

Dylan

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IT is a planet, but a deserted where isn't even anything to eat. Also, it is just around the size of Singapore.

I wish for a cookie.

314 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 12:24 pm

Mellow

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There was cum in that cookie.

I wish for more money.

315 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 12:33 pm

Dylan

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The money was made of shit, which in a second turns into cum and poop and people force you to eat it and you do eat it.

I wish that ERB'S next video comes out early.

316 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 1:25 pm

Godric Graydon

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The next ERB video comes out early, but it's the last video ever.

I wish I had a million dollars instantly appear.

317 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 1:43 pm

Dylan

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They appear in front of you, then burn in front of you.

I wish for invincibility.

318 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 2:36 pm

Godric Graydon

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You're invincible. The world suddenly suffers a cataclysmic event, and you are the last man left on Earth.

I wish the Winds of Winter would come out today.

319 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 3:40 pm

Elysion Epsilon

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Granted, but as soon as you get your copy someone takes it away.

I wish for a unicorn.

320 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 3:59 pm

Godric Graydon

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A horn grows out of your head. Congratulations, you are now a Unicorn.

I wish that I could persuade people to do whatever I wanted.

321 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 4:46 pm

Dylan

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You persuade them to rape you (lol)

I wish that Iron Man was a Tv series.

322 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 4:48 pm

Mellow

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Iron-Man gets cancelled

I wish for better luck on my NDRP fortune wheel spins.

323 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 4:50 pm

Godric Graydon

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You get better luck on the wheel. Every week you now win the 1000 Jewel prize! Unfortunately that's the only prize your luck works for, and you can never win anything else.

I wish Facebook didn't exist.

324 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 4:52 pm

Dylan

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mark Zuckerberg Crates another social networking which becomes more popular than Facebook.

I wish Dr. Seuss was alive.

325 Re: Corrupt A Wish on Sun May 15, 2016 5:37 pm

Godric Graydon

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Dr. Seuss is alive. He is captured by the government and experimented on until the day he dies.

I wish I was a successful novelist.

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